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ⓘ About Carlton Mellick III
Carlton Mellick III is a renowned American author of the horror, fantasy, and Bizarro fiction genres. He is well known for writing many popular standalone books on his favorite genres. Some of the widely popular books written by him include Satan Burger, The Menstruating Mall, Apeshit, etc. Author Mellick was born on July 02, 1977, in Phoenix, Arizona, United States. No sooner than he started his literary career, then he became famous in the underground literature’s ‘Bizarro’ movement as one of its leading authors. Most of the work of author Mellick has been described as an interesting combination of the postmodern and the trashy schlock horror/sci-fi literary art. Rising to prominence with the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, Carlton Mellick III has since expanded their repertoire to include numerous successful works across various genres. Their writing style, characterized by compelling narratives and memorable characters, has earned them a dedicated global readership with millions of fans worldwide.
📚 All Book Series by Carlton Mellick III
Satan Burger
Satan Burger continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Electric Jesus Corpse
A gripping mystery unfolds in Electric Jesus Corpse as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
Punk Land
Punk Land is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
The Cannibals of Candyland
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with The Cannibals of Candyland, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
Conflict and courage define Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, an action-packed entry in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series by Carlton Mellick III that puts the heroes through their toughest challenges yet.
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
Magic takes center stage in The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment, a spellbinding addition to the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series that expands the enchanting world created by Carlton Mellick III.
Zombies and Shit
Zombies and Shit is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Armadillo Fists
Armadillo Fists continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Handsome Squirm
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with The Handsome Squirm, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Tumor Fruit
Tumor Fruit continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Cuddly Holocaust
Cuddly Holocaust continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Quicksand House
Quicksand House continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Clusterf*ck
Clusterf*ck is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Hungry Bug
Hungry Bug is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
ClownFellas
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with ClownFellas, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Bio Melt
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with Bio Melt, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
The Terrible Thing That Happens
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with The Terrible Thing That Happens, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
The Big Meat
The Big Meat continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Neverday
Neverday continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart explores the depths of love and connection in this compelling entry of the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series by Carlton Mellick III.
Mouse Trap
Mouse Trap continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Bad Box
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with The Bad Box, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Full Metal Octopus
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Standalone Novels with Full Metal Octopus, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Goblins on the Other Side
Goblins on the Other Side is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams
A gripping mystery unfolds in You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
Apeship
Apeship is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Scorpion Ranch
Scorpion Ranch continues the Publication Order of Standalone Novels story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Razor Wire Pubic Hair
Razor Wire Pubic Hair continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Fishy-Fleshed
Fishy-Fleshed continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Menstruating Mall
The Menstruating Mall continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Sex and Death in Television Town
A gripping mystery unfolds in Sex and Death in Television Town as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
Teeth and Tongue Landscape
Teeth and Tongue Landscape continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Sausagey Santa
Sausagey Santa continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Haunted Vagina
The Haunted Vagina continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Sea of the Patchwork Cats
Sea of the Patchwork Cats continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
War Slut
Conflict and courage define War Slut, an action-packed entry in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series by Carlton Mellick III that puts the heroes through their toughest challenges yet.
Adolf in Wonderland
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Adolf in Wonderland, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
The Egg Man
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with The Egg Man, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Ultra F*ckers
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Ultra F*ckers, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Cybernetrix
Cybernetrix continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Apeshit
Apeshit is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
The Faggiest Vampire
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with The Faggiest Vampire, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Crab Town
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Crab Town, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with The Morbidly Obese Ninja, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Fantastic Orgy
Fantastic Orgy continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Ugly Heaven
Ugly Heaven continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Steel Breakfast Era
The Steel Breakfast Era is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Kill Ball
A gripping mystery unfolds in Kill Ball as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
Village of the Mermaids
Village of the Mermaids is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
The Tick People
The Tick People continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Sweet Story
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Sweet Story, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Exercise Bike
Exercise Bike is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Spider Bunny
Spider Bunny is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Parasite Milk
Parasite Milk continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Stacking Doll
Stacking Doll continues the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Snuggle Club
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Snuggle Club, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Glass Children
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas with Glass Children, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
A gripping mystery unfolds in Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
The Bizarro Starter Kit
Readers dive deeper into the world of Publication Order of The Bizarro Starter Kit Books with The Bizarro Starter Kit, another outstanding contribution from Carlton Mellick III.
Sunset With A Beard
Sunset With A Beard is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Collections series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Christmas on Crack
Christmas on Crack is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Collections series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Hammer Wives
Hammer Wives is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Collections series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape
Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection
Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Tempting Disaster
Tempting Disaster continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Falling from the Sky
Falling from the Sky continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead
A gripping mystery unfolds in Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead as the investigation takes deadly new turns. This installment of the Publication Order of Anthologies series showcases Carlton Mellick III's mastery of suspense.
Avant-Garde for the New Millennium
Avant-Garde for the New Millennium continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within
Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade
The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade continues the Publication Order of Anthologies story arc with Carlton Mellick III's signature blend of plot twists and unforgettable characters.
Walrus Tales
Walrus Tales is an essential installment in the Publication Order of Anthologies series, delivering the tension and character depth that fans of Carlton Mellick III have come to expect.
? Frequently Asked Questions
Who is Carlton Mellick III?
Carlton Mellick III is a bestselling author known for 5 book series containing over 77 books. Popular series include Publication Order of Standalone Novels, Publication Order of Short Stories/Novellas, Publication Order of The Bizarro Starter Kit Books. Their work spans multiple genres and has captivated millions of readers worldwide.
What is the best Carlton Mellick III series to start with?
For readers new to Carlton Mellick III's work, the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series is the ideal entry point. It showcases the author's signature style and contains 30 books. Begin with Satan Burger to start from the very beginning.
How many books has Carlton Mellick III written?
Carlton Mellick III has written over 77 books across 5 series. This prolific output covers multiple genres, making them one of the most versatile authors in contemporary fiction.
Should I read Carlton Mellick III books in order?
Yes, reading Carlton Mellick III's series in publication order is strongly recommended. Most series feature evolving character arcs, ongoing story threads, and references to earlier events that are most rewarding when experienced in sequence. Our complete reading order guides are listed above.
What genre does Carlton Mellick III write in?
Carlton Mellick III writes primarily in fiction. With 5 series across 77 books, the author has explored a wide range of themes and storytelling approaches throughout their career.
Are Carlton Mellick III's books standalone or must they be read as a series?
Most of Carlton Mellick III's books are part of ongoing series and deliver the most satisfying experience when read in order. However, several standalone novels and short story collections provide excellent entry points without requiring prior knowledge of other series.
What is Carlton Mellick III's most popular book?
Based on reader reviews and sales data, Carlton Mellick III's most celebrated works come from the Publication Order of Standalone Novels series. The first book, Satan Burger, is widely considered the ideal starting point and consistently receives outstanding reader ratings.