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ⓘ About Carlton Mellick III
Carlton Mellick III is a renowned American author of the horror, fantasy, and Bizarro fiction genres. He is well known for writing many popular standalone books on his favorite genres. Some of the widely popular books written by him include Satan Burger, The Menstruating Mall, Apeshit, etc. Author Mellick was born on July 02, 1977, in Phoenix, Arizona, United States. No sooner than he started his literary career, then he became famous in the underground literature’s ‘Bizarro’ movement as one of its leading authors. Most of the work of author Mellick has been described as an interesting combination of the postmodern and the trashy schlock horror/sci-fi literary art.
All Book Series by Carlton Mellick III
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes
Book 27 of 34 · published 2016
Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
Latest in the series · book 34 of 34 · published 2023
Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape
Series opener · book 1 of 10 · published 2003
Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection
Book 2 of 10 · published 2003
Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within
Book 7 of 10 · published 2010
The Horror Collection Torment Edition
Latest in the series · book 10 of 10 · published 2026
? Frequently Asked Questions
Who is Carlton Mellick III?
Carlton Mellick III is a renowned American author of the horror, fantasy, and Bizarro fiction genres. He is well known for writing many popular standalone books on his favorite genres. Some of the widely popular books written by him include Satan Burger, The Menstruating Mall, Apeshit, etc.
Which Carlton Mellick III series should I start with?
Carlton Mellick III's series each consist of a single volume, so there is no reading order inside them. The earliest is The Bizarro Starter Kit (2006).
How many books has Carlton Mellick III written?
Carlton Mellick III has 78 books catalogued in this guide, published between 2000 and 2026. 1 of them belong to 1 named series — the largest being The Bizarro Starter Kit series with 1 book — and 77 are standalone titles, collections or anthologies.
In what order should Carlton Mellick III's series be read?
Read each series in publication order — the numbered entries in each series follow the year each book first appeared. Carlton Mellick III's series do not depend on one another, so they can be started in any order; by start date they are The Bizarro Starter Kit (2006, 1 book).
How are Carlton Mellick III's books organised into series?
This guide splits Carlton Mellick III's 78 books into 1 named series and 77 titles that stand alone or appear only in collections: The Bizarro Starter Kit (1 book, 2006).